Heres a sample, but make sure to read them all.
I plan to tweet these points randomly. Have fun with it.
Pt 1: NOTHING is free. NOTHING is free. NOTHING is free. NOTHING is free. NOTHING is free.
Pt 13: If the government devalues u, ur chances of dying rise exponentially.
Pt 20: Some countries don't want to be ur friend no matter how hard u try. Get used to it.
Aaron B. Gardner
Crossposted at RedState