Zo Knowledge: Ashton, Oil, Pagans and Ted

I especially like the "Mighty Fix It" contraception program. 100% Effective.

Aaron B. Gardner

There are a thousand legs out there in the world...

...But there is only a very few paratroopers.



"All the way"

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. What do paratroopers have instead of legs? Landing gear.

Charlie Crist: Quisling Ass

Via Erick Erickson at RedState comes news of another betrayal by the Orange Prince of Florida.

This one appears to be a double whammy sure to piss off not only the SoCons but also the FisCons.

In a stroke of the pen Gov Charlie Crist vetoed HB 1143.

As Erick quotes from the Florida House Majority's Facebook page...

Provisions to ensure taxpayer dollars were not used to pay for elective abortions were contained in HB 1143

...But that isn't it. No, it's just not enough these days to sacrifice the unborn for convenience. Crist has also stopped the Florida government from making responsible reforms to the Florida Agency For Healthcare Administration, which again as noted by Erick, "sav[es] taxpayers in Florida over a million dollars."

Charlie Crist is a quisling ass, this should now be apparent to anyone with an IQ above room temperature.

Seriously, I would piss all over Charlie if I didn't think he would enjoy it so much.

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. RUBIO RUBIO RUBIO

Marco Rubio on Morning Joe: Oil Spill

"Government is big and it's burdensome, but it is also broken"

You can say that again, and I am sure he will.

There is no doubt in my mind that this man will be a force to be reckoned with as Florida's Senator.

Let's make sure he gets that chance.

Aaron B. Gardner

It was only a matter of time...

Before someone made this connection in the Alvin Greene Democrat debacle in S.C.

Thank goodness that iOwntheworld exists ... they bring the funny.

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. Forrest Gump on Blu-Ray only 15.99

Guinness: The Choice of Bloggers

The other evening I wrote this little post from my phone while enjoying my pint.

Today I see this.

I think it goes without saying that the Anchoress is now in my Google Reader.

Aaron B. Gardner

Yellow

Animal is still my favorite muppet, but beaker scores major points for this one.



Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. Get the special edition Season One DVD below...

L.A. Log Cabin Republicans Score Own Goal

Via TPM

Contestants can buy a tea bag and win a prize if they toss it into the open "mouths" of three politicians: gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown (D), House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Sarah Palin.

As if we don't have enough Democrats musing sexually about our 2008 Vice Presidential nominee. Seriously, the Log Cabin Republicans pull garbage like this and then wonder why they don't get official recognition by the GOP.

Here is a hint you depraved fools ... Quit attacking Republican standard bearers with sexually explicit "jokes" and you may get taking seriously for a moment.

Scott Schmidt, president of of Log Cabin-Los Angeles, provides the below as an excuse for his Palin bashing:

Palin was an attempt to be nonpartisan and he noted that she raised the sales tax while mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.

So, raising taxes as a mayor of Wasilla, Alaska is justification enough to submit Palin to sexual objectification in California. Got it.

this is especially stupid considering Sarah Palin endorsed Carly Fiorina who just happens to be running to replace "Ma'am" Boxer as California's Senator.

Great job morons.

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. I suggest the next time Barney Frank votes to raise our taxes the L.A. Log Cabin Republicans should have a game where you get to shove a corn cob up his ass. All in fun, right.

Chic Shitters?

Apparently...



I hear the limited edition Huggies G-String diapers for girls didn't test well.

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. Hit the tip jar or else I will post more of this ... errr, crap?