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Friday, October 9, 2009

Top 10 Ways to Win a Nobel Peace Prize

Top 10 Ways to Win a Nobel Peace Prize

10. Embrace a not-so-subtle bigotry toward Israel.

9. Lose an election to George W. Bush.

8. Become the first President of the United States to be Black.

7. Say nothing better than anyone has said nothing before.

6. Create internment camps for the Japanese during WWII

5. Embrace eugenics.

4. Attack the Moon.

3. Close Gitmo, or at least say you will but don't ever follow through.

2. Apologize to every dictator you can.

1. BUSH LIED!!!1!!!11!!

Also a few ways to ensure you don't win the Nobel Peace Prize

5. Fight Terrorism.

4. Give substantial ammounts of American tax dollars to Africa to fight AIDS.

3. Create a counter-insurgency strategy that effectively wins a war.

2. Put a man on the moon.

1. Defeat the USSR.

Aaron B. Gardner

Crossposted at RedState

Thursday, October 8, 2009

What Politicizing Our Youth Leads To

h/t to azaeroprof for linking me to this.

It's funny to me that these children are singing for government run health while simultaneously calling the current system capricious. Maybe their teachers should have taught them what capricious* means first.

Oh and don't forget about the gratuitous Joe Wilson dig.

Aaron B. Gardner

* Can you think of anyone more impulsive, unpredictable or inconstant than the U.S. Government? Yeah, neither can I.

Crossposted at RedState

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Breast Pumps and Pacemakers

The Baucus Bill, covered by Moe Lane, of RedState, from the breast pump angle, is obviously just a backdoor attempt to kill Dick Cheney.

Aaron B. Gardner

Crossposted at RedState