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Friday, June 11, 2010

#rsrh I disagree with Allahpundit

Kung Fu? Really?

No, Chris Christie is a fricken Jedi.

And not one of those silly Hayden Christensen ones either.

He has homeless people sticking up for capitalist policies in a state that has embraced welfare for generations.

Chris Christie is what happens when Mace Windu and Yoda procreate.

If Chris Christie isn't elected president in the next 16 years it is either because he died, or the Union has dissolved and we appointed him King.

Aaron B. Gardner

W: Facebook Inaugural Address

h/t Little Miss Attila

And yes, I miss him. In fact, I have missed him since the day he passed the keys to the White House to it's current occupant.

Aaron B. Gardner

Zo Knowledge: Ashton, Oil, Pagans and Ted

I especially like the "Mighty Fix It" contraception program. 100% Effective.

Aaron B. Gardner

There are a thousand legs out there in the world...

...But there is only a very few paratroopers.

"All the way"

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. What do paratroopers have instead of legs? Landing gear.

Charlie Crist: Quisling Ass

Via Erick Erickson at RedState comes news of another betrayal by the Orange Prince of Florida.

This one appears to be a double whammy sure to piss off not only the SoCons but also the FisCons.

In a stroke of the pen Gov Charlie Crist vetoed HB 1143.

As Erick quotes from the Florida House Majority's Facebook page...

Provisions to ensure taxpayer dollars were not used to pay for elective abortions were contained in HB 1143

...But that isn't it. No, it's just not enough these days to sacrifice the unborn for convenience. Crist has also stopped the Florida government from making responsible reforms to the Florida Agency For Healthcare Administration, which again as noted by Erick, "sav[es] taxpayers in Florida over a million dollars."

Charlie Crist is a quisling ass, this should now be apparent to anyone with an IQ above room temperature.

Seriously, I would piss all over Charlie if I didn't think he would enjoy it so much.

Aaron B. Gardner


Marco Rubio on Morning Joe: Oil Spill

"Government is big and it's burdensome, but it is also broken"

You can say that again, and I am sure he will.

There is no doubt in my mind that this man will be a force to be reckoned with as Florida's Senator.

Let's make sure he gets that chance.

Aaron B. Gardner

It was only a matter of time...

Before someone made this connection in the Alvin Greene Democrat debacle in S.C.

Thank goodness that iOwntheworld exists ... they bring the funny.

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. Forrest Gump on Blu-Ray only 15.99

Guinness: The Choice of Bloggers

The other evening I wrote this little post from my phone while enjoying my pint.

Today I see this.

I think it goes without saying that the Anchoress is now in my Google Reader.

Aaron B. Gardner


Animal is still my favorite muppet, but beaker scores major points for this one.

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. Get the special edition Season One DVD below...

L.A. Log Cabin Republicans Score Own Goal


Contestants can buy a tea bag and win a prize if they toss it into the open "mouths" of three politicians: gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown (D), House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Sarah Palin.

As if we don't have enough Democrats musing sexually about our 2008 Vice Presidential nominee. Seriously, the Log Cabin Republicans pull garbage like this and then wonder why they don't get official recognition by the GOP.

Here is a hint you depraved fools ... Quit attacking Republican standard bearers with sexually explicit "jokes" and you may get taking seriously for a moment.

Scott Schmidt, president of of Log Cabin-Los Angeles, provides the below as an excuse for his Palin bashing:

Palin was an attempt to be nonpartisan and he noted that she raised the sales tax while mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.

So, raising taxes as a mayor of Wasilla, Alaska is justification enough to submit Palin to sexual objectification in California. Got it.

this is especially stupid considering Sarah Palin endorsed Carly Fiorina who just happens to be running to replace "Ma'am" Boxer as California's Senator.

Great job morons.

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. I suggest the next time Barney Frank votes to raise our taxes the L.A. Log Cabin Republicans should have a game where you get to shove a corn cob up his ass. All in fun, right.

Chic Shitters?


I hear the limited edition Huggies G-String diapers for girls didn't test well.

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. Hit the tip jar or else I will post more of this ... errr, crap?

#rsrh Shocked! ACORN works for Democrats.

I know, I know ... Who would have ever imagined that?

Via Daily Caller and Judicial Watch h/t Michelle Malkin.

Apparently the FBI imagined that back in 2007 when they were investigating ACORN and employees told them they committed voter registration fraud and worked for the Democratic party.

Now, I know the left will scream that this isn't voter fraud and so it had no real impact on elections. To that I will refer them to this from the Daily Caller article: ACORN employee said the purpose of “[f]raudulent cards” was “[t]o cause confusion on election day to keep polls open longer,” “[t]o allow people who can’t vote to vote,” and “[t]o allow to vote multiple times.”

Presumably this is from one of the 8 ACORN employees who plead guilty to voter registration fraud.

At this point we have to ask of our Organizer in Chief, what did you know and when did you know it. It appears, as reported in the Daily Caller article, that Judicial Watch is already asking...

“These documents show the need for a national criminal investigation by the Obama Justice Department into ACORN,” said Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch.

“Is Attorney General [Eric] Holder doing nothing because of Obama’s close connections to ACORN and Project Vote? The information in these new documents has national implications that cry out for further investigation,” Fitton said.

Again, with good reason...

President Obama’s ties to ACORN go back to the 1980s.

“ACORN noticed him when he was organizing on the far south side of the city with the Developing Communities Project,” according to Toni Foulkes, a former member of ACORN’s national board. From 1985 to 1988 Obama ran the Developing Communities Project from an office located in Chicago’s Holy Rosary Church.

Exit question ... Would using a church to perform voter registration fraud be a cardinal or mortal sin?

Aaron B. Gardner

Across the Universe

When did they stop making real music like this?

I am sure that somehow Bush is to blame.

Aaron B. Gardner