#rsrh I disagree with Allahpundit

Kung Fu? Really?

No, Chris Christie is a fricken Jedi.



And not one of those silly Hayden Christensen ones either.

He has homeless people sticking up for capitalist policies in a state that has embraced welfare for generations.

Chris Christie is what happens when Mace Windu and Yoda procreate.

If Chris Christie isn't elected president in the next 16 years it is either because he died, or the Union has dissolved and we appointed him King.

Aaron B. Gardner

W: Facebook Inaugural Address

h/t Little Miss Attila



And yes, I miss him. In fact, I have missed him since the day he passed the keys to the White House to it's current occupant.

Aaron B. Gardner

Zo Knowledge: Ashton, Oil, Pagans and Ted

I especially like the "Mighty Fix It" contraception program. 100% Effective.

Aaron B. Gardner

There are a thousand legs out there in the world...

...But there is only a very few paratroopers.



"All the way"

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. What do paratroopers have instead of legs? Landing gear.

Charlie Crist: Quisling Ass

Via Erick Erickson at RedState comes news of another betrayal by the Orange Prince of Florida.

This one appears to be a double whammy sure to piss off not only the SoCons but also the FisCons.

In a stroke of the pen Gov Charlie Crist vetoed HB 1143.

As Erick quotes from the Florida House Majority's Facebook page...

Provisions to ensure taxpayer dollars were not used to pay for elective abortions were contained in HB 1143

...But that isn't it. No, it's just not enough these days to sacrifice the unborn for convenience. Crist has also stopped the Florida government from making responsible reforms to the Florida Agency For Healthcare Administration, which again as noted by Erick, "sav[es] taxpayers in Florida over a million dollars."

Charlie Crist is a quisling ass, this should now be apparent to anyone with an IQ above room temperature.

Seriously, I would piss all over Charlie if I didn't think he would enjoy it so much.

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. RUBIO RUBIO RUBIO

Marco Rubio on Morning Joe: Oil Spill

"Government is big and it's burdensome, but it is also broken"

You can say that again, and I am sure he will.

There is no doubt in my mind that this man will be a force to be reckoned with as Florida's Senator.

Let's make sure he gets that chance.

Aaron B. Gardner

It was only a matter of time...

Before someone made this connection in the Alvin Greene Democrat debacle in S.C.

Thank goodness that iOwntheworld exists ... they bring the funny.

Aaron B. Gardner

P.S. Forrest Gump on Blu-Ray only 15.99

Guinness: The Choice of Bloggers

The other evening I wrote this little post from my phone while enjoying my pint.

Today I see this.

I think it goes without saying that the Anchoress is now in my Google Reader.

Aaron B. Gardner

Yellow

Animal is still my favorite muppet, but beaker scores major points for this one.



Aaron B. Gardner

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